Lebron James buzzer beater or not, I had to write this.

Dear Lebron James,

I know you're the Chosen One, ordained by the NBA, David Stern, and Nike Basketball. Truth be told, I'm a big fan, a witness, if you will. You've brought these Cleveland Cavaliers into championship favorites from regular season fodder status. I don't think anybody else could do something like that. Props to you.

I'd like to know, Mr. Lebron James, when you're going to stop letting Dwight Howard and the Orlando Magic win games. I know they trashed you in the regular season, but these are the playoffs. Things are supposed to be different, right? You're supposed to be winning games by blowouts. It was a hell of a shot, that buzzer-beating game winner you had in game 2, but did it really have to come down to that? You're too good for that.

Just a concerned fan Mr. King James, sir. Please kick Orlando's ass when you get back to Cleveland, and please do it convincingly. The witnesses are watching.

P.S.

I think that for the first time, I actually want a basketball jersey that isn't Kobe Bryant's. I want one in wine and gold!